Well the day has come.Finally we are here on our season finale and our blog finale. So if we have to end it, we shall end it in style. Today, we shall disclose to you the original identities of the 6 original gossip gals.
PS No more heightwise description this time.
1.Shek
Identity: Abhishek Singh
Current Job Status: Employed with no joining date
Employer:Price Waterhouse Coopers
Designation:Project Architect??? Oops that was the post he got in Pinnacle Infotech
Wannabe Location: Kolkata
The guy is a real diplomat. He managed to score 2 jobs in just one day and that too in 2 completely different fields. The first one as a project architect in Pinnacle Infotech and the other a consultant in PWC. The 2 situations were:
1. Interviewer 1: Why do you want to stay in Architecture?
2. Interviewer 2: Why do you want to leave architecture and join as a consultant?
And believe it or not, he convinced both the panels to equal degree of satisfaction
2. Nanda
Identity: Dhawal Nanda
Current Job status: Employed with no Visa
Employer: Rio Tinto
Designation:Minor or Miner?( The company is still deciding)
Wannabe Location: Perth, Australia
The guy had been sitting in interviews since Day 0 and finally got a job on Day 7 that was originally a Day 2 job. Confused?? Well, Rio Tinto(Day 2 compnay) guys after returning to Australia decided that they had made a huge mistake rejecting such a "juice launda" who could be an asset to the company. Of course not because of his credentials but because of his perfect figure.
3. Vj
Identity: Saurabh Vijay
Current Job Status: Employed by chance :P
Employer: James D. Armstrong (JDA)
Designation: Wannabe Supply chain Manager
Wannabe Location: Bangalore
The guy's sincereity can be known from the fact that after getting a job, he took a course on Supply chain Management and attended each and every class of it and managed to score a C. However he could not impress his folk people in Rajasthan because they believe that it is just another job in Jaipur Development Authority(JDA). Also the company after his joining has changed its profile to Chain Supply Management ( as in supplying chains for fastening luggage on railway platforms)
4. Neetu
Identity: Nitesh Kumar Mishra
Current Job Status: Emplyed thrice
Employer: Deloitte, Oracle and Flextrade
Designation: Coder or Crowder ( The company isn't sure what his designation should be)
Wannabe Location: Mumbai
Stakes were high that he could barely manage a single job from the campus but he shut his critics' mouth by securing 2 jobs from the campus and one off-campus. His interview was as follows:
Interviewer: Aap Computer pe kya kya bana sakte hain?
Neetu: Sir, Main to bas Ch***ya bana sakta hun.
And he was selected!!
5. Natha
Identity: Piyush Kumar Pandey
Current Job Status:Already Joined
Employer:Verve Consulting
Designation: Analyst+Consultant+Project Architect+Town Planner
Wannabe Location: Bhubaneshwar
The company was so sure about his capabilities that they gave him several designations and also handed him a lot of work even before joining. Now this can be for 2 reasons:
1. Either they are too capable of his capabilities
2. Or they know that he won't work so, in a way they can save a month's salary by making him work even before joining.
6. Finally Baba
Identity:Arif Nezami
Current Job Status: Employed with an expired joining date..which is so unlike him since he does not have an expiry date
Employer: Bharti Realty
Designation: Management Trainee
Wannabe Location: Gurgaon
With one leg in the coffin(ek taang kabr mein) and the second one missing, the company have decided to provide no health insurance to the guy since they believe that the company would go into a huge debt covering his medical expenses. Also because of his age, he has been asked to make as many life insurances from Bharti Aksha Life insurance policies as possible bacause that would bring a huge amount of revenue for another 1000 years(and counting) to the company.
That is all from Gossip Gals. We do hope you enjoyed our episodes. If by any chance you felt offended by our blog then we have only one thing to say, "Sorry but the Inconvenience caused is not at all regretted."
