"..because we ought to tell what we see and hear,"Holy Bible

Sunday, July 24, 2011

S03E02

"Ek to tu ch***a lagta hai, formals mein tu aur ch***a lagta hai" Pyaar ka Punchnama

Today we shall talk about how being in a corporate life is in other words, how it feels to be a corporate whore.

1. HRs generally specialize in PR and by PR, we do not mean Public Relationhips, we mean Physical Relationships.

2. Corporate Whores generally use a QWERTY cellphones. We would rather call it SQUERTY cellphones.Also, these CWs as they are commonly called make the best use of VIBRATION mode in a cellphone.

3.The probability of partnerships with a second company is a function of the amount of cleavage, a female SPOC(as it is used in the corporate dictionary) can show to the first company. This is also applicable to female candidates who come for interviews in a compnay.
PS:In 2nd case the HR may or may not be a male.

That's all from us this week. Stay TUNNED.