S02E05

We shall continue the trend of telling you rules, theories and facts that are very relevant in the campus.So let's kick off.

1. The Naari Mukti Pariyojna: This rule applies for all females and states that the profile pic on Facebook of any girl, how bad it is, has to be liked by all fellow females and has to be followed by comments like "H.A.W.T",Sexy etc.

2.The Desperate Bro Rule: This rule as an inspiration from Barney's Bro Code. While the original Bro Code has many articles like "No sex with Bro's Ex" and the likes, we have tried to include another clause for all our Desperate Bros and it goes like this.

" A Desperate Bro shall like each and every status and pic of a hot chic on Facebook and the like shall be followed by a desperate comment."

1. The like shows that the bro is desperate.
2. The comment keeps a check on all other fellow desperate bros since the original desperate bro gets all desperate notifications.

3.Rainy 2.2 Rule: For those of you who do not know what 2.2 is. it is a loop of perimeter 2.2 kms, and is somehow considered to be very romantic in nature.The rule is valid only when it starts raining in Kgp and the girl says"Oooh, it's raining outside, the weather is so nice and romantic. Let's go for a 2.2," means that the girl originally says" I'm already all wet."#allpunintended

4.Hot chic vs Not-so-hot-chic Rule: This rule applies when you have a hot chic surrounded by two not-so-hot-chics. The final golden rule says that "A girl in hand is better than two WITH the Bush"

5. This is what a Bong said when he was asked to read aloud the famous proverb "Birds of a feather flock together"-"Birds of a feather fock together"

That's all for now. Stay tuned.

S02E04

As always, we shall come up with theories and rules that are very relevant to the current scenario in the campus.This week too, we shall tell you similar theories,rules and facts that our expert team has come up with.

a)The M-G Ratio: The M-G(Maal to Girls) ratio is defined as number of hot chics to the total number of girls in a particular area at a particular time. The M-G ratio is an important factor in any area and particularly in a campus. Some typical M-G ratio are:

1.In Europe and USA, the M-G ratio is close to 1

2.In India, the M-G ratio is around .1, which means every tenth girl is hot.

3.In Kgp, the M-G ratio is almost close to 0.001.

4.Even in many African countries, the M-G ratio has been found to be better than that in Kgp :O

With a low M-G ratio, there can be serious consequences of:

1.Friends fighting over a common girl.

2.A testosterone charged campus.

3.Most of the males resorting to other means of satisfaction such as homosexuality and porn.

b) The G..oops B-spot theory: An abbreviation for Blog-Spot Theory,this theory states that most of the guys, who have failed in love more than once (in short losers) often become shaayars and bloggers.

c) Latest dressing trends in the campus

1.Window curtains are the new skirts.

2.Pillow covers are the new mini-skirts.

3.Well, Handkerchief speaks for itself.

d) They say "Whatever happens in Jnan Ghosh, stays in Jnan Ghosh"(For those of you who do not know, Jnan Ghosh is an open ground in the campus with no security at night time). So coming back to our quote people say that Whatever happens in Jnan Ghosh, stays in Jnan Ghosh, UNLESS you are an FBI agent and go there at night shouting "FBI!!Put your...your WHATEVER where we can SEE THEM. The similarities between NBA and Jnan Ghosh are

1.Most of the action takes place during the night time.

2.Both have a common tagline "Where amazing Happens!!"

That's all from us for this week, stay tunned.

S02E03

Few revolutionary changes in the campus as suggested by our expert team

1."Dancing is bad. Dancing leads to s*x" Robin Scherbatsky, How I Met your Mother.

Keeping this quotation in mind, PDS(pronounced as PeeDeeAss) a new society shall take the art of dancing to a new level. PDS, an abbreviation for Pole Dancers Society shall be concentrating on the new kinds of dances that are in demand. This shall include all sorts of Pole Dancing and Lap Dancing( not to mention other kinds of teases). In a survey, the students complained that the current dancing troupe gives a few students, the opportunity to get in physical contact with girls, so our new society shall ensure participation of all the students and give them an opportunity to get in physical contact with the girls. The students shall be paying for the PERFORMANCES( instead of productions), though the shows will be subsidized as all other products are in the IIT.

2.A new competition called WTFW ( What the Fuck word) If you are bored of WTGW, this new competition shall have all sorts of vulgar words that shall be enacted by the participating teams without the use of speech.

Facts of this week:

Our infamous R an D team has also come up with a few stunning facts this week.

1. Powercuts on Hall days have been proven to be the most productive time during Hall days and most of the time, they have been purposely done.

Placement Statistics

2. The maximum number of commitments in the campus are made in the final year after the placement season.

3. Results show that the maximum number of guys to score chics are the ones that are placed on Day 1. The graph then shows an exponential drop with the number of guys scoring chics on Day 5 tending to zero.

4. However guys going to IIMs have less chances to score than guys with jobs. The reason found out was that guys with jobs are more secured (with a good bank balance) than those going to IIMs(who shall be in debt of loan for another 2 years)