S02E04

As always, we shall come up with theories and rules that are very relevant to the current scenario in the campus.This week too, we shall tell you similar theories,rules and facts that our expert team has come up with.

a)The M-G Ratio: The M-G(Maal to Girls) ratio is defined as number of hot chics to the total number of girls in a particular area at a particular time. The M-G ratio is an important factor in any area and particularly in a campus. Some typical M-G ratio are:

1.In Europe and USA, the M-G ratio is close to 1

2.In India, the M-G ratio is around .1, which means every tenth girl is hot.

3.In Kgp, the M-G ratio is almost close to 0.001.

4.Even in many African countries, the M-G ratio has been found to be better than that in Kgp :O

With a low M-G ratio, there can be serious consequences of:

1.Friends fighting over a common girl.

2.A testosterone charged campus.

3.Most of the males resorting to other means of satisfaction such as homosexuality and porn.

b) The G..oops B-spot theory: An abbreviation for Blog-Spot Theory,this theory states that most of the guys, who have failed in love more than once (in short losers) often become shaayars and bloggers.

c) Latest dressing trends in the campus

1.Window curtains are the new skirts.

2.Pillow covers are the new mini-skirts.

3.Well, Handkerchief speaks for itself.

d) They say "Whatever happens in Jnan Ghosh, stays in Jnan Ghosh"(For those of you who do not know, Jnan Ghosh is an open ground in the campus with no security at night time). So coming back to our quote people say that Whatever happens in Jnan Ghosh, stays in Jnan Ghosh, UNLESS you are an FBI agent and go there at night shouting "FBI!!Put your...your WHATEVER where we can SEE THEM. The similarities between NBA and Jnan Ghosh are

1.Most of the action takes place during the night time.

2.Both have a common tagline "Where amazing Happens!!"

That's all from us for this week, stay tunned.