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Monday, March 28, 2011

S02E05

We shall continue the trend of telling you rules, theories and facts that are very relevant in the campus.So let's kick off.

1. The Naari Mukti Pariyojna: This rule applies for all females and states that the profile pic on Facebook of any girl, how bad it is, has to be liked by all fellow females and has to be followed by comments like "H.A.W.T",Sexy etc.

2.The Desperate Bro Rule: This rule as an inspiration from Barney's Bro Code. While the original Bro Code has many articles like "No sex with Bro's Ex" and the likes, we have tried to include another clause for all our Desperate Bros and it goes like this.

" A Desperate Bro shall like each and every status and pic of a hot chic on Facebook and the like shall be followed by a desperate comment."
  1. The like shows that the bro is desperate.
  2. The comment keeps a check on all other fellow desperate bros since the original desperate bro gets all desperate notifications.
3.Rainy 2.2 Rule: For those of you who do not know what 2.2 is. it is a loop of perimeter 2.2 kms, and is somehow considered to be very romantic in nature.The rule is valid only when it starts raining in Kgp and the girl says"Oooh, it's raining outside, the weather is so nice and romantic. Let's go for a 2.2," means that the girl originally says" I'm already all wet."#allpunintended

4.Hot chic vs Not-so-hot-chic Rule: This rule applies when you have a hot chic surrounded by two not-so-hot-chics. The final golden rule says that "A girl in hand is better than two WITH the Bush"

5. This is what a Bong said when he was asked to read aloud the famous proverb "Birds of a feather flock together"-"Birds of a feather fock together"

That's all for now. Stay tuned.

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