S01E09:The Ex-Gossip Gals

So we have come to the end of the year and also towards the end of the first season. In the posts that follow we shall tell you about where the entire cult of gossip started. The present gossip gals wouldn’t have come into existence until and unless they had inherited their gossiping qualities from their ancestors,the ex-gossip gals. So here goes our first one.

Bhau or commonly known as Bhope-Tope, was the greatest poker player in the institute and he had held the record of losing the maximum number of matches in the institute with experts as well as novices. Bhau claimed that his R&D team was the country’s finest R&D team and its headquarters were located under the basketball ground of RP hall which had a secret entry from the mess and where he had many secret missions and projects of national and international importance going on.Though the ASI have dug the entire ground but never found one, Bhau still claims that finding it is way beyond human perception.

People say that he sat for the GD of Deloitte in his jeans and his t-shirt and still managed to qualify for the next round.Bhau was a techno-geek and after his joining in Deloitte, the company has lost 50 GBs of RAM from their computers till date. He even managed to unlock his laptop by swiping his finger on the screen of his laptop rather than on the touchpad. Such was the extent of his geekism.

His wingies often complained that their shirts from hangers went missing from their rooms and often Bhau was spotted wearing them. Bhau often took bath once in a semester since he was deeply affected by the ad shown in Doordarshan which he saw in his childhood which showed a family wasting water washing their buffoloes and leaving their taps open and later their mausi scolding them.As Budhdha had his enlightement, Bhau had a similar one after seeing this particular ad. The ad advised people to save water and had the tagline“Boond boond saagar bharta hai”.

Recently we came to know that he has gone in a deep sense of shock on hearing that Nitu has been placed in Deloitte too and has planned to quit his job. Since Nitu and Bhau had similar qualities(Both were computer geniuses and both took bath once in a semester), Bhau decided to give his entire property(one beanbag)to his successor and that was exactly how the legendary beanbag came to existence.

S01E08

Today the editorial team of gossip girls shall tell you about the cute faced Nanda.Girls love him because of his cute face,but there are many other things that people don't know about him.So here it goes.

Nanda has been in love ever since a little boy becomes curious about a girl's anatomy.He never played cricket or football,his favourite game was "Ghar Ghar".But in his case,he played the wife and used to cook at home while his wife used to go out for work.He is the perfect example of a henpecked husband who waits outside a ladies washroom in a mall with his wife's handbag in his hands.

He is a one-woman man and girls can be very sure that he will never have an extra marital affair or would never go to places looking for Jugaad after marriage.While people often intern abroad just for the sole purpose of visiting stripclubs and looking for jugaad,Nanda too went abroad for his internship but reporters report that he never went to either stripclubs or those cheap massage parlours.So I guess that proves my point.

He is obsessed with himself.He continues changing profile pictures on FB and his close friends often complain that he forces them to like his display pictures or himself hits the like button when their facebook account is left unattended in order to increase his like counts.

Another thing that he is obsessed with is dust,dirt and trash.His room is the perfect example which has not been cleaned for years.He takes bath once in time x where x ranges from weeks in summer and months in winter.

Because of his figure of 24 24 36, many desperate guys have tried to get into physical relation with him.In an estrogen starved campus,he has become a source of satisfaction to a number of guys.He has slept with n number of guys since his second year and the trend has been followed since then.He has the stomach of a woman which can never digest any secrets,so you better don't tell him any of yours.Again this is a result of lack of male company in his childhood.

Often he is regarded as the "Daddy Junior" of the wing because of he is the one who resolves issues,scolds others,holds hands while crossing roads and asks his so called sons not to misbehave in public places.He once scolded one of his sons so hard that his son disappeared for a week.True story.

To all girls reading this,there is no point thinking of dating this guy because as already told,he is a one-woman man.A perfect one liner description of the guy would be"Launda heera hai heera"