"..because we ought to tell what we see and hear,"Holy Bible

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

S01E08

Today the editorial team of gossip girls shall tell you about the cute faced Nanda.Girls love him because of his cute face,but there are many other things that people don't know about him.So here it goes.

Nanda has been in love ever since a little boy becomes curious about a girl's anatomy.He never played cricket or football,his favourite game was "Ghar Ghar".But in his case,he played the wife and used to cook at home while his wife used to go out for work.He is the perfect example of a henpecked husband who waits outside a ladies washroom in a mall with his wife's handbag in his hands.

He is a one-woman man and girls can be very sure that he will never have an extra marital affair or would never go to places looking for Jugaad after marriage.While people often intern abroad just for the sole purpose of visiting stripclubs and looking for jugaad,Nanda too went abroad for his internship but reporters report that he never went to either stripclubs or those cheap massage parlours.So I guess that proves my point.

He is obsessed with himself.He continues changing profile pictures on FB and his close friends often complain that he forces them to like his display pictures or himself hits the like button when their facebook account is left unattended in order to increase his like counts.

Another thing that he is obsessed with is dust,dirt and trash.His room is the perfect example which has not been cleaned for years.He takes bath once in time x where x ranges from weeks in summer and months in winter.

Because of his figure of 24 24 36, many desperate guys have tried to get into physical relation with him.In an estrogen starved campus,he has become a source of satisfaction to a number of guys.He has slept with n number of guys since his second year and the trend has been followed since then.He has the stomach of a woman which can never digest any secrets,so you better don't tell him any of yours.Again this is a result of lack of male company in his childhood.

Often he is regarded as the "Daddy Junior" of the wing because of he is the one who resolves issues,scolds others,holds hands while crossing roads and asks his so called sons not to misbehave in public places.He once scolded one of his sons so hard that his son disappeared for a week.True story.

To all girls reading this,there is no point thinking of dating this guy because as already told,he is a one-woman man.A perfect one liner description of the guy would be"Launda heera hai heera"

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