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Thursday, November 25, 2010

S01E07

Every semester brings a new sign of hope and many resolutions for everyone.Like Nitu says"Is baar saari class karunga"and then he watches episodes of tv series and attends 2 classes in the whole semester,the first one and the last one.Shek says"Is baar main design mein machaunga"and then his name is seen blacklisted for short attendance.Similarly Natha says"Is sem nayi bandi".Natha has a record of making one or more girl fall for him or as described by others "making obsessed" in every semester for the past 9 semesters(He did that even in his training semester).Mind you, Natha never falls for her,it is always the girl who becomes the victim.After carefully observing Natha,we have noted down 11 basic points(since 11 is considered to be an auspicious number) which are basically symptoms of this entire process of(as put delicately)"Bandibaazi".

1.Fake accent:He always tries to look sophisticated while talking."Yaar thoda ka lo.Mochee ho jaaogi".As told,use of a fake accent works with girls.

2.Regular questions about meals:"Kaana Kaayi,kaana?" as told in point 1 he uses a fake accent.

3.Regular visits to restaurants:People have spotted him in various places.Often the testosterone charged people in the campus ask the same question"Yaar kiske saath ghoom raha hai?Peeche se to maal lag rahi thi"

4.Increase in Backbitching:The loser friends of Natha start a lot of backbitching about him and also give fake condoloscences to themselves saying"Abey usko kahan se milegi"

5.Looking his best at all times:No one in the history of the campus has gone to a 7:30 class with gel on his hair but Natha did it.He even borrows shirts,sweatshirts and jackets to look handsome at all times.

6.Gtalk signed in for days and months:The chat window of the girl never closes,you can see the chat for the past month in a single window.This gives an advantage to his backbitchers who can read multiple chats of his while he is sleeping.

7.Pathetic use of smileys:Yes,smiley is a thing that works with girls and Natha knows it and this is a lesson to be learnt for everyone.You will find smileys on Facebook and Gtalk status updates.If you do not use smileys,the girl can think of you as boring and unintellectual :P

8.Facebook likes:He will like each and every status of the concerned girl including status like ":P" and "Bow Bow" often followed by his 30 comments.

9.Large number of songs in "Gtalk Received Files" folder:Send songs and receive songs and always say"mast gana"even though you haven't listened to it or your wingies say it's pathetic.Natha has made the best utilization of this principle.His Gtalk received files folder has a large collection of songs which include songs in various languages.

10.Increase in Frequency(of going to railway stations etc,did you think of anything else?)

11.Increase in Frequency(this time what you thought of in point 10)

The entire disease of (put delicately) bandibaazi is cyclic and relapses every 6 months for him.And just one cycle of his gives enough Gossip to the whole group.

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