S01E05

Ladies and perverts,

In this post we shall be telling you more about one more prominent member of the gals group,VJ.No one knows how he was named VJ,people report that he himself proclaimed that although his name was Vijay ,they should call him VJ.One of the biggest gossip,he is famous for his Long Hours Capacity for answering Nature's long calls.He can stay there for hours without getting bored.There is a true story which confirms the same.

Nitu(read president evil)has a habit of wearing a watch whenever he answers nature's long calls.Curiosity made us ask him the reason to do so."I like to keep a record as to how much time I take in there"was his answer.On this VJ said"If that be the logic,I need a calender in there."

As placements season is drawing in and everyone is talking about companies and preplacement talks and appreciating the efforts of the placement cell for bringing very good companies to the campus,VJ on the other hand has criticized the placement cell for not contacting biggies like Shaktibhog Aata and Haathi Chhap Mustard oil.In a months time he sees himself telling the following statements to one of his friends.

Vj:Yaar meri naukri DB mein lag gayi!!

Friend 1:Deutsche Bank,Mumbai?

Vj:Nahi yaar,Dena Bank,Allahabad.

Vj:Meri naukri Tata mein lag gayi!

Friend 2:Sahi yaar,machaxx...Tata Power?

Vj:Nahi be,Tata Namak.

Reports have also come in that Vj was caught redhanded watching indecent stuff on his computer during class hours and the professor that caught him is now his thesis guide.He was also caught buying decent stuff from Tech market medical shop when another professor saw him and patted his back.Later the professor gave him a "P" Grade in that subject.

He has set a record of asking all the taxi and the auto drivers of probably every metropolitan,a term that he coined himself,that is "Jugaad".

VJ to taxi driver:X,aapko pata hai yahan jugaad kahan hoga ?

X:Haan bhaiya,yahan Park Street mein aapko jugaad mil jaayega.

X=Bhaiya in Delhi and Mumbai,Dada in Kolkata and Anna in Chennai.

Although most of the taxi drivers answered his question correctly,some of them freaked out.Recently we heard that the credit card bill that he received this month had a charge called Jugaad:Rs 3000, suggesting that the term has now become universally accepted.Cheers to that!

VJ is also known for his addiction towards daily soaps and remixes.While people in Kgp often praise the LAN,VJ heavily criticizes it because he is unable to find episodes of Balika Vadhu and Agle janam mohe bitiya hi keejo.Once he downloaded 6 remixes of the same song"O humdum suniyo re"and made everyone hear all the versions and tell him which one was the best.People say he has even managed to find out the remixes of classical songs of Rahat Fatah Ali Khan.

His favourite colour is pink and his favourite question is"What is the beautiful pink thing between the legs of Preity Zinta?"Of course people say very ridiculous and indecent answers while the obvious answer to this question is "Scooty Pep"

To know more about this guy,you must simply give him a call and he will definitely answer you(provided you are a female).