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Friday, November 19, 2010

S01E06

So ladeeej and ladeej,this episode is entirely dedicated to the most eligible bachelor of the group,Shek.A man, a true man(Refer Delhi 6),he is one of the most handsome guys,but I am sure you will want to know a lot more about him.So here it goes.

Believe it or not but he is one of the highest profile guys in the entire institute,his room alone was once worth 3 lacs when we added the sum total of the assets he had(which inculded his braces).He is very conscious about hygiene whenever he goes out for dinner.He carries a 2l Thumbs up bottle filled with water when he goes to any restaurant.Here is a list of questions that he is spotted asking to the waiters of the restaurant.

1.Dada ye jo Paneer Bharta hai,vo achcha hoga ya nahi?

2.Dada ye jo chicken tandoori hai,uski chicken ko kabhi bird flu hua tha kya?

3.Dada ye jo egg roll mein aap anda daalte ho,to jis murgi ne ye anda diya hai vo jis poultry farm mein rehti thi,vo saaf hai ya nahi?

So he completed his 12th from DPS RKPuram.I guess that is enough to say a lot of things about him.A master of making MMS,he has made MMSs of a wide variety of people including VJ and Shreya Saran(the actress of Awarapan).If one had to compare him with one of the members of the house of BIGG BOSS it would definitely be Ashmit Patel.

He has recently won the award of being the slowest creature on the planet,when in a 10 m race of him, a snail,a tortoise and a Ram ji ka Ghoda he came last.

Girls,don't expect that he will ever give any sort of attention to you because he is only interested in ladies,generally who are in the age of their late 20s and early 30s.He is an original Wilf(Read wives) Hunter.Though recently he has developed this thing for guys.

You don't disturb him in his afternoon nap or else he will behave like the mohalle ke khadoos uncle who carries a can of milk and takes your cosco ball if it enters his house and later scolds you and doesn't return it.

He once tried to start Remote Desktop Connection with Google Chrome.

Apart from this he is a complete homely guy.He loves washing clothes and is the biggest user of the 212 proxy(Since the institute banned some very decent websites on the other proxies)

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