S01E04

Having talked about the group of gossip gals and giving a brief introduction about each of them,today we shall be discussing about the dwellings of the gossip monsters and their gossip hangouts.

1.Museum:Considered to be the oldest building in the history of the planet,the museum is inhabited by Baba.The room resembles a cave where there are no artificial lights owing to the fact that Baba was originally a caveman and he never forgot the basics.The room is still illuminated with fire that is ignited by rubbing stones and is now declared a heritage site by both UNESCO and ASI.The room has an antique collection of historical elements including stones from Stone age,wardrobes full of accessories made of animal skins,ancient maps and compasses and even dinosaurs' eggs.The institute is protective about the museum since it believes that the Department of Geology and Geophysics came into existence because of it.

2.Bird's Nest:Inhabited by Neetu(President evil),the room has an intelligent temperature control system that provides optimum temperature for the incubation of all sorts of eggs.With the ambiance of a bar,the room is famous for one-night stands with drunk pigeons.It got lucky twice when people saw naked doves coming out of the room in the morning.Apart from this,the room has a comfortable bean bag,a 4.1 speaker system ,a semi-opened computer with 2 windows (one with DC++ and one without) and ubuntu installed(Linux later changed their tagline to"Ubuntu:Linux for human beings and crows.") and an excellent coffee maker(that helps people recover from their hangover).It is now a hub where 2 or more people often get involved in a mutual talk about everything nonsensical(gossip).

3.Sulabh Shauchalya:I guess you would have already guessed who lives in this room.Refer to S01E01.The room is used for 2 purposes:

1.CV Building

2.Nature's Call

The room has now become a synonym for public pay-and-use-toilet with its dirty walls and doors that cannot be closed.The room is also characterized by:

1.Lack of basic amenities like soap(for both the purposes),toothpaste and razor.

2.Smelly underwears at strategic locations.

Final year students often pay for using the room for their CV building and review.

4.Hashmi Dawakhana: Earlier called Kopebhavan, the room used to be a place where people used to talk to Dr.Shek about their failed love life and vent out their frustrations and Dr.Loveguru would be the perfect counselor.But the scenario now has changed with Dr.Shek becoming the victim and other people doing his job.The room has numerous types of hair and massage oil(Olive,coconut and mustard) and medicines from the infamous Dr.Batra Clinic that hypotheticlly help in recovering lost hair.Although the guy remains an eternal bachelor,somehow he has an almirah(with a million set of clothes inside) that people say had come along with his dowry.

5.Chakla:Owned and inhabited by Natha,the room earlier used to be the gossip hub but now has been deserted.It has now become institute famous for its long hours chatting capability.All sorts of chats(dumb,intellectual and even se*) are conducted here.The LAN connection of this room has been very trustworthy and faithful(which is very unlike Natha) and has stayed with Natha through thick and thin and in health and sickness.

6.Hotel Decent:This room has been the guest house of the wing for years.Owned and managed by Vj, the room is rented on an hourly basis(The manager is heavily inspired by the movie Jab We Met).The room has been certified as a zero star hotel because of its very little amenities.The manager really doesen't have any grudges or regrets for being rated a zero star hotel because of his belief in the punchline of the hotel"Only one bed is enough for the night".Other amenities include:

1.Baygon Spray for driving away mosquitoes in the bathroom.

2.Nycil Powder for giving a fair complexion

3.Cinthol deo-spray which is often used as a room freshener(or is it?)

4.A 1.0 speaker(originally a 2.1 but now with one speaker and woofer not working) that gives sound equivalent to a radio.

Inspite of having a delicate electric connection(the computer shuts down periodically after 15 minutes and also shuts on switching on the fan and the light)the room has had 2 regular customers(Thando and DP) who have given tremendous feedbacks to us about the room.

Apart from having so much diversity in our wing,the only thing that holds us together is "GOSSIP"