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Saturday, October 2, 2010

PILOT

Just for an introduction,gossip gals is a group of 6 guys(note the irony) in their superfinal year who shall be briefly introduced in this post.

Lets go heightwise

Pandey:Commonly known as pandu,natha,he is the guy that can steal your girlfriend(No kidding,he has already done it) and make things hell for you if you like someone.All that he learnt of computers in his four years is installing Gtalk on his computer.Before entering his room people often are advised to wear a gas mask and forensics still have a doubt on the major cause of the Bhopal Gas Tragedy.

Vj:Known for his nymphomania, he has the best scanner eyes that can scan a girl from top to bottom in just one look.He can send arbit friend requests to girls with a message saying:"I am back"as the title of the subject and "Kiska hai ye tumko intezaar main hoon na"as the body of the message.And believe me or not,the girl added him on FB.While people tend to play soft melodies while sleeping,VJ prefers to play 5 hours non-stop remixes and episodes of Byomkesh Bakshi while sleeping.

Baba:He is believed to have been living since time immemorial.People say he has seen the universe get created ,dinosaurs get extinct,continents drift apart and some even believe he has Brahma and Vishnu added in his gtalk friends list.

Dhalli:If you want to turn this guy on you just have to say the word shit(commonly called tatti in hindi) and all its synonyms.A fan of the 90s,he can watch movies like Hum Apke hain Kaun,Maine Pyaar Kiya on KMPlayer on a repeat mode.

Shek:He is the guy with the red eyes, a master of disguise of emotions, his characters resemble close to that of a touch-me-not plant(He is often referred as chhuimui).A basketball maniac,if given a chance he would sleep with Kobe Bryant.He is also called the "youtube clip guy"because of his obsession with the website and other websites starting with the word you.He even uninstalled DC++ to pay more attention to such websites.

Neetu:This guy has attributes of a crow,his battalions are all located on trees in front of gymkhana, and with his one signal,they can fire at you.If one has to really find out more about this guy,he should simply watch the movie RUN.People say he is a computer genius but only few know that all these years he has just learnt the full forms of technical terms like HTTP,TCIP,DVD,STD and ISD.His close friends say that he sings the same song"Ishq Kamina..Mushkil karde jeena"on all their birthdays and follows the same dancesteps.

So that's a brief introduction of the group.The group resembles woo-girls shown on Girls Gone Wild or Desperate Housewives or the Kaam vali Baai group that have nothing else to do other than GOSSIP.

5 comments:

  1. ek number baba, kuch article hai bhai, machaxx, very innovative start, anxiously waiting form the next episodes of the season. :)

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  2. yo baba bhaiya macha diye pandey ji ka kuch intro diya hai aab jara Parida ka bhi de dijiye :)

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  3. abe mujhe bhi agle season mein introduce karaao na yaar.. plz.. mai bhi is series ka mainframe character bananana chahta hun..

    ready for auditions.. can take up any fucking role.. i will be the Joey of the show :D

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  4. previous experiences: The famous 1st year series on orkut groups in 1st year.. can't disclose my character due to privacy agreement in there

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