S01E01

Earlier we had stated that people had believed Baba had Brahma and Vishnu added to his friends’ list but the reports had not been confirmed.This shocking piece of evidence further strengthens the belief of the people.

Baba is very skeptical about people reading his emails and chats and he never leaves his gtalk unattended.But Natha somehow managed to forward some of Baba's chats to his email,reports say.

Here is a part of a conversation between him and Brahma:

Babaimmortal:Ssup dude??

Cooldudebrahma:Ssup nigga?

Babaimmortal:Hows life?

Calling Cooldudebrahma at 10:30 PM.

Call to Cooldudebrahma not answered.

Cooldudebrahma:Dude I am at work.

Babaimmortal:Sorry bro.Hows life?

Cooldudebrahma:Nothing much,stuck in same old work of creating new planets and destroying the old ones.

Babaimmortal:Haha..Still working with the planets oldie :P

Cooldudebrahma:STFU!Atleast I have a job,you don't have any :P

Babaimmortal:Chill dude..

Cooldudebrahma:Don't you get bored with your infinite life?

Babaimmortal:No dude,plenty of girls here who don't know my real age.

Cooldudebrahma:So are these girls beautiful?

Babaimmortal:No, stuck at kgp :P

Cooldudebrahma: Send me some pictures of pretty girls at your kgp.I just want to compare them with those here.

Babaimmortal is sharing a folder Mast Maal with Cooldudebrahma

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Cooldudebrahma: Looks disgusting.I guess my decision of not going to earth was better than yours.

Babaimmortal: :(

Cooldudebrahma: I just googled kgp and it says every girl in kgp has one boyfriend and one friend for benefit and 83% of the second category are males.

Babaimmortal:True

Cooldudebrahma:So you are not even amongst the two.

Babaimmortal:No,not yet.

Cooldudebrahma:Loser :P

Babaimmortal: :|

Cooldudebrahma:Relax dude.

Babaimmortal:Anyways,not hitting on any apsara up there?

Cooldudebrahma:Just slept with a drunk one yesternight :P

Babaimmortal: :O

Cooldudebrahma: Jealous :P.

Babaimmortal:Where did you find her?

Cooldudebrahma:There was a party at Vishnu's place and I met her there.

Babaimmortal:So what was the party for?

Cooldudebrahma:It was about the verdict.Silly humans fighting for a place for us when we are having a ball time over here :P.We even had an opinion poll here in the local news channel(hosted by Urvashi..God she is hot).But the party was great

Babaimmortal: Aaah!Party at Vishnu's place.Reminds me of the good old times when the three of us used to party hard and sing the song"Jahan chaar yaar mil jaaye vahin raat ho gulzar(the 4th one being Bagpiper club soda)

Cooldudebrahma:Yes,good old times.The three party monsters all getting drunk and hitting on drunk apsaras.

Babaimmortal:How's Vishnu?

Cooldudebrahma:He is fine.Had a party at his place after a long time.

Babaimmortal:So did you guys stick to the old Beer?

Cooldudebrahma:No dude, just RS.

Babaimmortal:Got some gossip?

Cooldudebrahma:Vishnu was caught red-handed hitting on drunk Meneka.Vishwamitra caught him.She was dating Vishwa and then Vishnu tried to steal his girl.They got into a fight and the bartender had to call the security.

Babaimmortal:hahahahah!too bad for Vishnu.Well, the three of us never have been on peace terms with Vishwa.

Cooldudebrahma:Also rumours have spread that Shiv has been chatting a lot with Urvashi lately.

Babaimmortal:How did you come to know about it?

Cooldudebrahma:Read them on his mail account and managed to forward some on my gmail.He logged in from my laptop and then forgot to sign off.Am forwarding them to you.

Babaimmortal:Great.

Cooldudebrahma:brb.

Babaimmortal:ok

Sent at 11:42 PM ,Sunday

Cooldudebrahma:Yup,I'm back.Just got an invitation from Shiv for a dinner tonight at his place.No beer tonight as there is some dry day.All the bars shall be closed for today.

Babaimmortal:Ohh birth of Gandhi,the freedom fighter of India.

Cooldudebrahma:Do you know him?

Babaimmortal:Aah,an old friend of mine.Though never drank with me.He was against alcohol

Cooldudebrahma:Lame.So how's everything on earth?

Babaimmortal:Everything is fine though there are some issues like global warming that need to be tackled.I guess I'll be needing some help of yours

Cooldudebrahma:Anything serious?

Babaimmortal: No,but these problems are beyond the understanding of humans,I guess we both have to look into it.

Cooldudebrahma:The problem looks grave!

Babaimmortal:Not yet but needs to be tackled fast.Or else these humans will continue releasing CO2 into the atmosphere causing greenhouse effect and thus increasing the earth's temperature.

Cooldudebrahma:You seem to have learnt a lot of things after leaving us.Good for you.

Babaimmortal: Jealous :P ,Atleast I am more knowledgable than you :P

Cooldudebrahma: Agreed.

Babaimmortal:Went on a Europe tour a few months back.

Cooldudebrahma:Kewl.So how was it?

Babaimmortal:Smoked weeds in Amsterdam.

Cooldudebrahma:Aah weeds,reminds me of the days when the three of us used to smoke together and listen to Pink Flyod songs.

Babaimmortal:Yup,Vishnu was the first one to get high.

Cooldudebrahma:hahahaha!

Babaimmortal: Amsterdam was fun,the RLD was great.

Cooldudebrahma:Better than the one over here?

Babaimmortal:Definitely :P

Cooldudebrahma: :(

Babaimmortal: Jealous :P

Cooldudebrahma: Well there are some good things on earth.

Babaimmortal:Yes,so deciding on going to earth was not at all a bad decision.

Cooldudebrahma:Agreed.

Babaimmortal:Hey,wanna grab a beer this weekend.

Cooldudebrahma:Sure,will bring Vishnu along.

Babaimmortal:Cool.Lets meet up and hit on drunk girls here.

Cooldudebrahma:Done!

Babaimmortal:Cya then.

Cooldudebrahma:Bbye Tc

Babaimmortal:Tc