1."Dancing is bad. Dancing leads to s*x" Robin Scherbatsky, How I Met your Mother.
Keeping this quotation in mind, PDS(pronounced as PeeDeeAss) a new society shall take the art of dancing to a new level. PDS, an abbreviation for Pole Dancers Society shall be concentrating on the new kinds of dances that are in demand. This shall include all sorts of Pole Dancing and Lap Dancing( not to mention other kinds of teases). In a survey, the students complained that the current dancing troupe gives a few students, the opportunity to get in physical contact with girls, so our new society shall ensure participation of all the students and give them an opportunity to get in physical contact with the girls. The students shall be paying for the PERFORMANCES( instead of productions), though the shows will be subsidized as all other products are in the IIT.
2.A new competition called WTFW ( What the Fuck word) If you are bored of WTGW, this new competition shall have all sorts of vulgar words that shall be enacted by the participating teams without the use of speech.
Facts of this week:
Our infamous R an D team has also come up with a few stunning facts this week.
1. Powercuts on Hall days have been proven to be the most productive time during Hall days and most of the time, they have been purposely done.
Placement Statistics
2. The maximum number of commitments in the campus are made in the final year after the placement season.
3. Results show that the maximum number of guys to score chics are the ones that are placed on Day 1. The graph then shows an exponential drop with the number of guys scoring chics on Day 5 tending to zero.
4. However guys going to IIMs have less chances to score than guys with jobs. The reason found out was that guys with jobs are more secured (with a good bank balance) than those going to IIMs(who shall be in debt of loan for another 2 years)
I strongly disagree with the stats with respect to the IIMs. I think men who qualify for the IIMs (specifically the top ones) have a better personality build-up and a high chance of landing a better job profile in two years than the kind of progress 'day 1' men can make with two years of work. Additionally, in my experience, these men have landed more women than men simply with jobs. Also remember that men in the IIMs run a higher chance of meeting equally, if not more qualified, women during their studies. Moreover, most people just end up doing a degree in management anyway cos of the block that a lack of an MBA degree poses in their progress in the job.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha..And you took the facts seriously.
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