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Top 10 things to do on an Airport and on an airplane:

1.Go to the Airlines help counter outside the airport and say "Internet chal raha hai? Ek PNR check karke batayenge RAC hai ya waiting?"

2.Try making some money.Take a few chains and try to sell them outside the airport to the passengers for fastening their luggages.

3.Make people curious.With a tea kettle in hand, try selling tea by shouting "Sabse kharaab chaai"

4.Try making new friends. Select a person who is in a hurry(preferably a hot girl) and say "Madam, ek foto le denge airport ke saamne please"

6. Go to the cockpit(cockpit,well that's funny) and request the pilot "Thoda left lenge aage se"

6.Again go to the cockpit and ask the co-pilot "Dada,Lajpat Nagar jaayenge kya?"Make sure you do not disturb the pilot because he is driving.

7.Safety comes first.Ask the pilot and the co-pilot "Helmet laga lijiye, aapke safety ke liye hi hai"

8.Try calling a sexy air-hostess and tell her in a sweet and innocent voice "Jab malviya nagar aayega to bata denge.Hum yahan naye hain."

9.If you have a girl with you ask your fellow passenger to compromise"Bhaishab thoda adjust keejiye, dekh nahi rahe ladeej hai saath mein."

10.If you smoke, call those smart stewards and ask "Ek tho Beedi pilayenge?"