S01E14

Coming to the penultimate episode of the season, today we shall be reporting about the most eligible bachelor among the ex-gossip gals Choubey Da. Choubey Da (or commonly known as C-da) had been rated as the smartest guy in town and our reporters even claim that he had been crowned as Mr. Midnapore (which included both East and West Midnapore)in a male beauty contest,though we are unaware that such a competition even exists.

Very few people knew that C-da had an unlimited collection of clothes and deodorants, each one for a separate occasion, the best ones saved for SN Hall Day. A true hardcore fan of the 90s, he could listen to songs of Saajan and Sadak on a repeat mode. His favourite song and his life’s motto had been the same -“Bas EK sanam Chahiye…Aashiqui ke liye” (The stress here is on EK) and he continued following the same principle of wanting “BAS EK HI SANAM” in his entire college life.

Our reporters have also reported that C-Da had been offered a role in a Bhojpuri film, a film that both Ravi Kishan and Manoj Tiwary wanted bad but the director preferred C-da since he had better looks and better dressing and dancing style than both the actors. But later the director of the movie, Rockey.iitkgp had to choose Ravi Kishan since C-da had date clashes.

We have also been told secretly that C-da had exactly zero number of Indians added in his skype friends list. This is because he beleived that friendship has no boundaries. Also whenever he left Kgp, he used to do it SRK style in DDLJ(with his one hand stretched and body leaning slightly out of the train compartment), but unfortunately his Kajol could never reach the station in time(as he claims)

C-da had exhausted all the videos on LAN starting from the decent ones and then the indecent ones and finally those which had both decent and indecent scenes. A chivalrous guy, he was the kind of guy who could offer his own seat in a restaurant or a theatre to any random girl. Also a superb dancer, the turning point in his career came when he had the opportunity to dance with Shaan (yes, the music singer) and his troupes (That was a time when he said FU to TDS, the local dance troupe). He has made a record of maximum visits to Kgp after passing out in the shortest duration of time, because of his Kgp sento and Kgp Connections.

His close friends said that his SQ(Sentimental Quotient and not Sex Quotient or Summer Quarter) showed a dramatic increase with the intake of alcohol. Also C-da had the knowledge of almost all of the secret meeting places in the campus including Chem Top, Meta Top and the likes.

To all girls reading this, please give him a call, and he will always be ready to go out on dinner with you, the place and time hardly matters.