S01E15

We have come to the season finale and we had saved the best facts and figures for the last episode. So in this final episode of our Season 1, the protagonist is the head of the family of the gossip and the ex-gossip gals. So people, we present before you Daddy (Also referred as Bahubali, Ban da, Jadhav)

Daddy’s popularity in kgp was often compared to that of Jayalalitha in Tamil Nadu, the difference being that while she was referred as Amma, Daddy was referred as Appa (which again means Daddy).That was how Daddy came to be known as Daddy.

Even though his hometown was in the countryside of Ranchi, he had a strong dislike for Bhojpuri and Jharkhandi Folk songs. Many of his close friends report that his first year gmail ID was arnav.love&lust but later to save the embarrassment he changed it to arnav.ll. To improve his SQ (not sentimental quotient but sex quotient) he had a huge range of cosmetics which included the infamous Multani Mitti. Often he was seen with two cucumbers on his eyes and hair rolls in his hair to give it the special curly look.

While final years barely have, out of 4 meals, once or twice meal in a day, Daddy had 8 meals per day. He did not even buy the Multani mitti but preferred the Mitti from the basketball court. His USP on DC++ was his special Bhajan(a codeword for porn in kgp)collection with his nick Bahubali and he claimed that every second, a bhajan was uploaded from his so called collection. Also he had subscribed to 2 newspapers daily, since he did not find 1 newspaper enough.

To increase his popularity on Hall day among girls, he had written comments like “gr8 company” and “tussi great ho” on the walls of his room before the Hall day even began. And to serve his guests, he willfully bought an expired cold drink and later showed everyone that the cold drink had expired and was not good for health.

He often refused to treat his juniors when they asked for, and the entire process would go the other way round with the juniors treating him. Also while he never ate more than 5 Butter Rotis at Sahara of his own money, he ate more than 20 with someone else’s and continued saying the same dialogue “Abey yahan ki Roti to pata hi nahi chalti”. While men take pride in beating others and their favourite catchline is “Maarunga 10, ginunga 1”, Daddy’s favourite catchphrase was “Khaunga 10, ginunga 1”

Daddy’s character in his last semester resembled that of Adam Sandler in 50 first dates, the only difference being that while Adam dated the same girl 50 times, Daddy dated 50 different girls at the same time. Our secret Reporters even said that he had drove all the way with a borrowed bike, borrowed petrol and a borrowed girl to Sher-e-Punjaab (100 kms from Kgp) just to eat Chana Jor Garam and came back saying that with a bike, the ride seemed so heavenly and “Time ka to pata hi nahi chala”

In spite of everything, he performed the duties of showing his paternal care to his children (not by spending money on them) but by scolding them while they involved themselves in unsocial activities like eve-teasing. And how much his kids bash on him, they have confessed that they still love him.

That’s all from us on Season 1. We do hope that you enjoyed Season 1. We shall be back after a short season break with brand new gossip and brand new episodes on Season 2. Ciao.