S01E13

Back to the ex-gossip gals, today our cheap editors shall tell you about the (un)popular Ambuj Kashyap.People say that the term Self Assumed Stud (SAS) had its origin traced back to him. But there are a lot of untold stories that we shall be leaking in our blog.So lets kick off.

Ambuj Kashyap was the most popular guy among girls and the most unpopular among guys.Our R An D team tried to investigate about the reason for the mixed opinions and came up with 3 theories that it has found relavant in the current society:

1.A chic is always jealous of another hot chic.

2.A guy is always jealous of another successful guy.

3.Success is like FART, its tolerable only when its one's own.

Any one or a combination of more than one theories can be the reason for his (un)popularity

We have been reported that after his passing out, there was a statue of his installed in SN Hall. While the first and the second years used to bow before the statue in respect, the senior girls had the permission of renting the statue on an hourly basis(if you know what we mean). It was also reported that the costumes for Interhall choreography came from this money.The hidden cam videos will be posted soon on the blog(of the choreography, what else were you thinking of...perverts!!)

The guy is a basketball maniac, he was often seen topless on the basketball court since he believes that hot bodies are meant to be flaunted(and it applied to both the sexes). Though we had mixed opinions on the amount of physical strength he had.While one school of thought believed that he had once hung a baby elephant(living in the rival wing) upside down just by holding his legs, the other school of thought believed that he stood and saw his best friend Bhau(of his own wing) being beaten up by his own wingie(again of his own wing) while Bhau repeatedly called for his help.Also to add up to the embarrasment, he made a video out of the situation.Also he never turned up for a one-on-one match that was supposed to be conducted on the basketball court with his opponent from the rival wing on the auspicious occasion of Holi.

He believes that Chicago had been derived from the words Chic and ago but refuses to tell the stories when he was there. Although we have evidences(photographs of him with random chics) that suggest something fishy, he has strongly denied all sorts of rumours and sees it a plot by his opponents to (de)fame him.

His current annual salary is equivalent to 1% of the GDP of Nepal and Bhutan combined.With girls wanting him and guys wanting to be like him, we today stand to honour him.