S01E12

On Republic Day, a day of national importance, we shall be declaring the Global Golden Gobar (3G) awards, the awards of national unimportance. The award has been rated as the most non-prestigous award and has been given a B rating by the Censor Board and is not advised for minors.So lets start the show.

1.The first and the foremost award is The Bang de Basanti award for banging the maximum number of Basantis. And the award goes to:

Natha

We had no second nomination for this category and after seeing his album Boat Party on FB we had no second thoughts.

2.The CCDude award for paying maximum visits to CCD in a single semester goes to:

Nitu

There was a close competition between Nitu and Natha but the CCD officials have confirmed that Nitu has been seen just one time more than Natha.They have also confirmed that the two of them accounted for more than 90% of the revenues of CCD.

3.The Bada Kela (no pun intended) award goes to:

Shek

The guy has set a new record in eating the maximum number of bananas in a single day. Reporters have also told us that he ate Jhaal Mudi on train with sliced bananas in them. He claims to have memorized 1000 benefits of the fruit and also claims that he can do 1000 push- ups or carry weights upto 1000 kgs after eating a dozen of bananas.

4.The For-mal award for having the dirtiest room goes to:

Nanda

It is believed that seeing the room's condition the hall-cleaning workers refused to clean his room.And when the trash came out, much to the people's surprise it was more than the volume of the room.

5.The Shiney Ahuja Rapist of the Year Award for raping the maximum number of...wait for it...SONGS goes to:

Vj

Vj claims that even when he cried in childhood, it had beats in it. He has also performed on various remixes of Vande Mataram in his school on Independence and Republic Day. A turning point in his career came when he found the remix of Aarti-Tumre Bhavan Mein of Dilli 6.

6.The Mark Fuckerberg award for sending the maximum number of friend requests on FB goes to:

Vj again.Nice ****job Vj

Reports have confirmed that Vj has been regularly banned from FB for sending excessive friend requests on a single day. He sees this thing as a matter of pride.

7.And the last but the least.. The Lifetime achievement award for the year 2010 BC-2011 AD goes to:

Baba

Can there be a second choice for this award!

That's all from us today.We would like to congratulate all the winners and thank our sponsors Douche Bank and our Media Partner Radio ***chi 69 FM. Have a nice dry day.Stop smoking today.