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Continuing with the series of the ex-gossip gals today we shall go one step ahead and tell you about the famous Pari.Pari was considered to be the most famous personality in West Midnapore district and an opinion poll said that 83% of the people wanted him to be elected as their MP or their MLA.Such was his popularity.Reports have confirmed that kids in this region look upon Pari as their God, worship him and say hymns of the famous Pari chalisa. Owing to this popularity, today we shall unveil many untouched aspects of his life in our post.

Pari also called Pariya(by batchmates) and Pari Baabu(by his juniors) was considered to be the second best at poker after Bhau and had the record of losing the maximum amount of money in Poker. Often people used to come to his rooms for their “wasooli”. The famous case where Nehru was accused of causing nuisance in RP with hockey sticks following the GC announcements was actually a mob of people who had come to take their money from Pari but later the event was given a political dimension.

Pari was known for his typical accent, his vocal chords been tested by many scientists all over the world and his accent has been identified as neither US nor Indian but a mix of what they call as Bihari and Caucasian . People even do not know about the origin of the words that he used that were “Goaandaa” and “Aeeeee chhatuaaa”. Recently we heard that he has patented his voice after Lata Mangeshkar patented hers. Also these famous words,lines and phrases have now been included in the hymns of Pari chalisa.

Some of them that are now included in the Pari Chalisa are: (since these words,lines and phrases were seen as a way of Pari communicating with God)

From aage take left.

Goaandaa de diya.

Godwa

And of course"Aeeeee chhatua"

His close friends say that he had spent his entire college life with his laptop and one pair of clothes.Our reporters have also told us that Pari once booked ticket in Tatkal when there were more than 300 tickets available in the general quota. This was because he was a man who went by the books and he said that doing so was what the law prescribed.

Pari was a man of reasoning and he was sure that the British made a mistake while pronouncing the words "to" and "two" similarly while according to him they should have been pronounced differently. Pari even took tea party by its literal meaning and was seen making tea on a stove and serving it to the juniors during the entire party.Also Pari was considered to be the only person in the campus who had solved previous years’ mid-sem and end-sem papers with a timer on his table. Such was his dedication towards academics.

There is not just one reason that Pari has achieved God status in the district.The above said were only a few and we are sure that there would be many more. His followers say that they have in true sense seen God.We honour the God today.