S02E01

So we are back! As we said it would be a very short season break.

Reports have just come in that Boke Studio started by Vj has been a great success and has had over a million views. After the success of Boke studio and after seeing many flop Koffee shows, Vj has decided to start a new show called Chalu Chai with Vj .The catchline of the show as he reports shall be “is back after a BANG” .Our secret reporters have also told us that Vj has an obsession with the word BANG. Vj shall be hosting the show himself and he claims that the show shall be creating a revolution in the television and youtube history and shall be kicking asses of all other similar kind of shows.

“The guest on my show shall be the most renowned personalities known so far. The show already had more than 3000 likes on FB and has had the maximum TRP even before it is aired,” claims Vj. The guests shall be served with Chalu Chai and Pornflakes. He has already revealed that the first episode of his show shall have some prominent Gujjars from Rajasthan. They shall be gifted with fish plates and railway tracks in the Rape-it Fire Round.

Vj has further informed us that his show shall not have any Governors from any societies but shall have the Governor of Rajasthan himself. Also as a token of remembrance, he shall have thumb impressions of the celebs on Chai Glasses (since most of the guests are from Rajasthan and are illiterate). Also there shall be variations in each episode and apart from the Rape-it Fire Round there shall be Ma Behn round (as in Ma guitar, Ma I-pod and Ma life.After checking other Koffee shows, he believes that a little bit of wannabe character sells the show ) where the guests shall have to write an essay on their sisters and the much awaited Jugnu Round, where the guests shall be asked to catch fireflies.

To make the show international he has also contacted some very famous personalities from Bangbros and Realitykings. “This shall take my show to an international level” he says. Later we came to know that Lacie Heart and Sasha Grey have agreed to be on his show and both of them will be showing their POSITIONS of responsibility (as told to us by Vj) on the show. Vj believes that there is no social taboo in bringing such guests because of two reasons, one that Rajasthan is too open minded and two that the girls on other koffee shows are equally slutty if not more.

The major sponsors of this show are Vivid entertainment (Bang it on) and Chhedis (The perfect place to bang on V-Day) and the Media Partners being the same as the 3G awards, Radio ***chi 69 FM (Bajate raho which when translated means “Keep Banging”). This shows Vj’s obsession with the word BANG. Seeing the popularity of this show in this competitive market, there has been news of other shows like “Gaanja with Nitu” and "Say na something to Pampam Uncle"