S02E06

Campus News this week:

a)The B.C. Roy Technology hospital has been nominated as the most unique hospital on the planet by the Times Magazine. There are several reasons as to why it was nominated for this award.

1.This is the only place where you find doctors with a B.Tech/M.Tech and M.Sc Degree.Some of them even hold a B.Arch Degree.That's why it is called Technology Hospital.

2.Saline Drip is the ultimate Panacea(for those who have a weak vocabulary, panacea is the remedy of all diseases, more like "Raambaan" in Hindi). The hospital claims to have cured an AIDS patient just by its saline drip.

3.The diseases diagnosed here are always 10x( meaning 10 times more than the patient has). For example, if you cough, you have TB. If you dipped your hands in yellow paint,you have jaundice. And you can have AIDS even if you do not have a sexual partner.

b)The normal reaction of people in common room during a match involving India:

1.If there is a 4 or a 6 scored by India, people shouted "Yo INDIA!!"

2.If there is a not-so-hot-chic shown on TV screen, people shouted "Yo KGP!!"

c)And finally, a common scenario in Bengal Restaurants is that people do not find delicacies that they wish for.

1. Customer 1: "Beer hobe?"
Restaurant:" Beer hobe, thanda naa hobe."

2. Customer 2: "Daal hobe?"

Restaurant:" Daal hobe, tadka naa hobe."

3.Customer 3: "Chicken hobe?"

Restaurant:"Chicken hobe, jinda hobe."

That's all from us this week.Stay tuned for more Gossip.