S03E04

Today we shall tell you about a rare specie, one that is found only in Haryana, commonly known as "Jaats". Jaats have been nominated as one of the most dangerous living mammals in the world after dinosaurs.

Jaats are said to have monopoly in the entire NCR region. They can get away with anything they do. While a close competitor of Jaats, the Gujjars in Rajasthan have shown similar trends, but Jaats have overshadowed them in all fields. While Gujjars have claimed to derail trains by removing fish plates, reports say that Jaats have been able to derail trains without removing fish plates. We are still clueless about their MO (Modus Operandi). The government of Delhi, Haryana and UP have collectively decided to rename NCR by NJR ( National Jaat Region)

Jaats in NCR can do anything and get away with it. They can pee infront of your shops, they can come after you in a barber's shop and get their haircut before you. While in ROI (Rest of India) there have been cases of hit and run, the trend seems to reverse in Haryana, where cases of RUN AND HIT have been registered.

In order to keep the other mammals intact in NJR, the government has set up some ground rules for harmonious living. The basic assumption of the government is that you ought to give the respect to this set of people having abnormally huge bodies and inexplicably small brains(which is quite similar to dinosaurs), that they deserve. Some of these are as follows:

1. In case your car is hit from behind by a Jaat's car, you run.

2. In public places, Jaats can do anything and you cannot oppose them. If you do, you are liable to be beaten up.

3. In case you see a Jaat dancing madly in a night club, please stay out of the safe radius. The safe radius that the government has declared is 22.5 m and anyone inside this radius is prone to damage. In case of any damage done to you, you need to apologize for it.

4. In case you have to register a case against a Jaat and the police officer that is registering the complaint is also a Jaat, you better not say anything. In the best scenario, you run.

5. Jaats can travel in buses and for this the bus conductor needs to pay him.

6. Sophisticated systems in Metro are not meant for Jaats. They can jump the AFC gates( those gates where you show your ticket) and they can pull the chain as per their convenience to get down if their destination happens to be in between 2 stops.

7. If auto drivers happen to be Jaats, you cannot bargain. He can drop you anywhere and you cannot argue. If you do, you are liable to get beaten up.

8. In all other cases, you are liable to get beaten up. So you better run for your life.

However some of the species have opposed to these kind of stringent rules. " Sadda Haqq...Aiththe Rakh" said one of the representatives of a community. He was later found in AIIMS and was diagnosed with 206 fractures.

With these set of rules, the government hopes to preserve the rest of the endangered and even some extinct mammals in NCR.