S01E07

Every semester brings a new sign of hope and many resolutions for everyone.Like Nitu says"Is baar saari class karunga"and then he watches episodes of tv series and attends 2 classes in the whole semester,the first one and the last one.Shek says"Is baar main design mein machaunga"and then his name is seen blacklisted for short attendance.Similarly Natha says"Is sem nayi bandi".Natha has a record of making one or more girl fall for him or as described by others "making obsessed" in every semester for the past 9 semesters(He did that even in his training semester).Mind you, Natha never falls for her,it is always the girl who becomes the victim.After carefully observing Natha,we have noted down 11 basic points(since 11 is considered to be an auspicious number) which are basically symptoms of this entire process of(as put delicately)"Bandibaazi".

1.Fake accent:He always tries to look sophisticated while talking."Yaar thoda ka lo.Mochee ho jaaogi".As told,use of a fake accent works with girls.

2.Regular questions about meals:"Kaana Kaayi,kaana?" as told in point 1 he uses a fake accent.

3.Regular visits to restaurants:People have spotted him in various places.Often the testosterone charged people in the campus ask the same question"Yaar kiske saath ghoom raha hai?Peeche se to maal lag rahi thi"

4.Increase in Backbitching:The loser friends of Natha start a lot of backbitching about him and also give fake condoloscences to themselves saying"Abey usko kahan se milegi"

5.Looking his best at all times:No one in the history of the campus has gone to a 7:30 class with gel on his hair but Natha did it.He even borrows shirts,sweatshirts and jackets to look handsome at all times.

6.Gtalk signed in for days and months:The chat window of the girl never closes,you can see the chat for the past month in a single window.This gives an advantage to his backbitchers who can read multiple chats of his while he is sleeping.

7.Pathetic use of smileys:Yes,smiley is a thing that works with girls and Natha knows it and this is a lesson to be learnt for everyone.You will find smileys on Facebook and Gtalk status updates.If you do not use smileys,the girl can think of you as boring and unintellectual :P

8.Facebook likes:He will like each and every status of the concerned girl including status like ":P" and "Bow Bow" often followed by his 30 comments.

9.Large number of songs in "Gtalk Received Files" folder:Send songs and receive songs and always say"mast gana"even though you haven't listened to it or your wingies say it's pathetic.Natha has made the best utilization of this principle.His Gtalk received files folder has a large collection of songs which include songs in various languages.

10.Increase in Frequency(of going to railway stations etc,did you think of anything else?)

11.Increase in Frequency(this time what you thought of in point 10)

The entire disease of (put delicately) bandibaazi is cyclic and relapses every 6 months for him.And just one cycle of his gives enough Gossip to the whole group.

S01E06

So ladeeej and ladeej,this episode is entirely dedicated to the most eligible bachelor of the group,Shek.A man, a true man(Refer Delhi 6),he is one of the most handsome guys,but I am sure you will want to know a lot more about him.So here it goes.

Believe it or not but he is one of the highest profile guys in the entire institute,his room alone was once worth 3 lacs when we added the sum total of the assets he had(which inculded his braces).He is very conscious about hygiene whenever he goes out for dinner.He carries a 2l Thumbs up bottle filled with water when he goes to any restaurant.Here is a list of questions that he is spotted asking to the waiters of the restaurant.

1.Dada ye jo Paneer Bharta hai,vo achcha hoga ya nahi?

2.Dada ye jo chicken tandoori hai,uski chicken ko kabhi bird flu hua tha kya?

3.Dada ye jo egg roll mein aap anda daalte ho,to jis murgi ne ye anda diya hai vo jis poultry farm mein rehti thi,vo saaf hai ya nahi?

So he completed his 12th from DPS RKPuram.I guess that is enough to say a lot of things about him.A master of making MMS,he has made MMSs of a wide variety of people including VJ and Shreya Saran(the actress of Awarapan).If one had to compare him with one of the members of the house of BIGG BOSS it would definitely be Ashmit Patel.

He has recently won the award of being the slowest creature on the planet,when in a 10 m race of him, a snail,a tortoise and a Ram ji ka Ghoda he came last.

Girls,don't expect that he will ever give any sort of attention to you because he is only interested in ladies,generally who are in the age of their late 20s and early 30s.He is an original Wilf(Read wives) Hunter.Though recently he has developed this thing for guys.

You don't disturb him in his afternoon nap or else he will behave like the mohalle ke khadoos uncle who carries a can of milk and takes your cosco ball if it enters his house and later scolds you and doesn't return it.

He once tried to start Remote Desktop Connection with Google Chrome.

Apart from this he is a complete homely guy.He loves washing clothes and is the biggest user of the 212 proxy(Since the institute banned some very decent websites on the other proxies)

S01E05

Ladies and perverts,

In this post we shall be telling you more about one more prominent member of the gals group,VJ.No one knows how he was named VJ,people report that he himself proclaimed that although his name was Vijay ,they should call him VJ.One of the biggest gossip,he is famous for his Long Hours Capacity for answering Nature's long calls.He can stay there for hours without getting bored.There is a true story which confirms the same.

Nitu(read president evil)has a habit of wearing a watch whenever he answers nature's long calls.Curiosity made us ask him the reason to do so."I like to keep a record as to how much time I take in there"was his answer.On this VJ said"If that be the logic,I need a calender in there."

As placements season is drawing in and everyone is talking about companies and preplacement talks and appreciating the efforts of the placement cell for bringing very good companies to the campus,VJ on the other hand has criticized the placement cell for not contacting biggies like Shaktibhog Aata and Haathi Chhap Mustard oil.In a months time he sees himself telling the following statements to one of his friends.

Vj:Yaar meri naukri DB mein lag gayi!!

Friend 1:Deutsche Bank,Mumbai?

Vj:Nahi yaar,Dena Bank,Allahabad.

Vj:Meri naukri Tata mein lag gayi!

Friend 2:Sahi yaar,machaxx...Tata Power?

Vj:Nahi be,Tata Namak.

Reports have also come in that Vj was caught redhanded watching indecent stuff on his computer during class hours and the professor that caught him is now his thesis guide.He was also caught buying decent stuff from Tech market medical shop when another professor saw him and patted his back.Later the professor gave him a "P" Grade in that subject.

He has set a record of asking all the taxi and the auto drivers of probably every metropolitan,a term that he coined himself,that is "Jugaad".

VJ to taxi driver:X,aapko pata hai yahan jugaad kahan hoga ?

X:Haan bhaiya,yahan Park Street mein aapko jugaad mil jaayega.

X=Bhaiya in Delhi and Mumbai,Dada in Kolkata and Anna in Chennai.

Although most of the taxi drivers answered his question correctly,some of them freaked out.Recently we heard that the credit card bill that he received this month had a charge called Jugaad:Rs 3000, suggesting that the term has now become universally accepted.Cheers to that!

VJ is also known for his addiction towards daily soaps and remixes.While people in Kgp often praise the LAN,VJ heavily criticizes it because he is unable to find episodes of Balika Vadhu and Agle janam mohe bitiya hi keejo.Once he downloaded 6 remixes of the same song"O humdum suniyo re"and made everyone hear all the versions and tell him which one was the best.People say he has even managed to find out the remixes of classical songs of Rahat Fatah Ali Khan.

His favourite colour is pink and his favourite question is"What is the beautiful pink thing between the legs of Preity Zinta?"Of course people say very ridiculous and indecent answers while the obvious answer to this question is "Scooty Pep"

To know more about this guy,you must simply give him a call and he will definitely answer you(provided you are a female).